awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."

weedkinz:

clevverbot:

advice for new freshmen:

  • shut the fuck up
  • you’re the youngest don’t think you’re fucking badass
  • DON’T STEAL MY FUCKING BENCH
  • we’re all tired and don’t want to be there—stay out of the way
  • shut the fuck up

advice for high schoolers:

  • they’re fucking new
  • they’re fucking new
  • they’re fucking new 
  • they’re fucking new 
  • owning a bench is something the bully in a lifetime movie would do 

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

damianmcgintleman:

masculinity is so fucking fragile to straight men like wow

damianmcgintleman:

masculinity is so fucking fragile to straight men like wow

noplacelikedisney:

constable-frozen:

elsa + rapunzel

This is the best thing ever because you can really see that Rapunzel and Elsa look nothing alike.

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING